"Quotes", Funny“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope Leave a Comment / "Quotes", Funny / Anne Wozniak
"Quotes", Funny“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” — George Burns Leave a Comment / "Quotes", Funny / Anne Wozniak
"Quotes", Funny“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.” — Mel Brooks Leave a Comment / "Quotes", Funny / Anne Wozniak
"Quotes", Funny“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” — Murphy’s Law Leave a Comment / "Quotes", Funny / Anne Wozniak
"Quotes", Funny“If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?” — Erma Bombeck Leave a Comment / "Quotes", Funny / Anne Wozniak
